GODISNOWHERE

Age/Gender: 15, Male
Location: Your Mum's bed
Job: Atheist

Life's a bitch and then you die, so smoke some weed and then get high!

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1/8/09

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5 Reviews | 1 w/ Response

Score: 9
UFA

"Too short."

submission: UFA
date: April 15, 2009

It's a great addicting game but too short.

Also for those who don't know, you use the lazer to scare the humans making them run into the monster's mouth. Just keep shooting the lazer as close as possible to the humans without hitting them and they will eventually run into the monster, but use the tractor beam first to place the humans on the edge of the cliff, otherwise it will take forever.

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Score: 10
Castle Repercussions - C

"EPIC"

date: April 15, 2009

That was so fucking epic. That's the kinda thing you would see in a real movie I swear to God it's almost as if you took a real movie and re-created it it was that epic.

I cannot wait for the final chapter, make sure you do whatever it takes to get it done.

April 17, 2009

Author's Response:

I will get it done and won't let it slip quality-wize! Thanks

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Score: 9
RetroShoot

"EPIC"

submission: RetroShoot
date: April 15, 2009

This game is absolutely fantastic, I loved the colourful effects and fireworks.

However I think it would be better if you could decide when to activate certain power-ups like the bomb and the one that shoots lasers in all directions, as 3 times throughout the game, a bomb power-up appeared at the end of the wave when there was no enemies to use it on. The other thing that bothered me was wave 11, I lost all 3 lives in this wave as there was no was to attack the enemies coming at you unless you had a lightning or bomb power-up which was pretty rare.

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Score: 8
The Abandoned Kitten

"Awwwww..."

date: March 30, 2009

This was a little sad for some reason. Watching it made me snatch up my kitten and cuddle her promising to never abandon her, I dunno why.

I'll give you a 4/5 because although it had an emotional impact on everyone who watched it, there wasn't anything spectacular about it. Just a poorly drawn cat, and words. Next time make the kitten cuter and move it around a little.

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Score: 10
Everything by Everyone

"Truly epic."

date: March 27, 2009

This was a fantastic animation. Each little thing looked exactly like the original except for maybe 2 or 3. The song is awesome and really captured me, and the animation is in perfect time with it.

It's also really impressive you managed to make this in 8 or 9 days, I'd love to see a not so rushed version from you in future to see how epic you can get. I've favorited this video and if anyone wants to know what NG is I'll just show them this movie.

Well done man, 5/5 10/10

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